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35 lines
1.8 KiB
PHP
35 lines
1.8 KiB
PHP
<?php
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$news = array();
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$lang = "en";
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if(isset($_GET['lang']))
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$lang = $_GET['lang'];
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$jokes = array();
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$jokes[] = "How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.";
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$jokes[] = "Why did the policeman smell bad? He was on duty.";
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$jokes[] = "Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? FO DRIZZLE!";
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$jokes[] = "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent pee.";
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$jokes[] = "What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.";
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$jokes[] = "What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.";
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$jokes[] = "Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'Why the long face?'";
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$jokes[] = "A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey, get out of here! We don't serve mushrooms here'. Mushroom says, 'why not? I'm a fungai!'";
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$jokes[] = "I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong.";
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$jokes[] = "What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa!";
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$jokes[] = "What did the little fish say when he swam into a wall? DAM!";
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$jokes[] = "Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. (finish this joke in your head)";
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$jokes[] = "Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaaaa baaaaa shop!";
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$jokes[] = "What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!";
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$jokes[] = "Your mom is so poor, she even can't pay attention";
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$news[] = array("title" => "TEST SERVERS", "text" => "OTCLIENTV8 Accs:\nacc1/acc\nacc2/acc\nacc3/acc");
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$news[] = array("title" => "First title",
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"text" => "This is example of lua g_http api. Those news are from http://otclient.ovh/news.php
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\nRequest was for language '".$lang."', however, there's only english version of this, don't have time to create more versions");
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$news[] = array("title" => "Random joke", "text" => $jokes[array_rand($jokes)]);
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$news[] = array("title" => "Image test", "image" => base64_encode(file_get_contents("image.png")));
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echo json_encode($news);
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?>
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