SabrehavenServer/data/npc/oswald.npc

# GIMUD - Graphical Interface Multi User Dungeon
# oswald.npc: Datenbank für Durin-Helfer Oswald

Name = "Oswald"
Outfit = (128,115-0-67-114-0)
Home = [32381,32220,7]
Radius = 2

Behaviour = {
ADDRESS,"hi$",!                               -> "Oh, hello %N. What is it?"
ADDRESS,"hello$",!                            -> *
ADDRESS,!                                     -> Idle
BUSY,"hi$",!                                  -> "Be patient, draw a number, %N.", Queue
BUSY,"hello$",!                               -> *
BUSY,!                                        -> NOP
VANISH,!                                      -> "Good bye, and don't come back too soon."

"bye",Level>0    -> "Finally!", Idle
"farewell",Level>0 -> *
"bye",Level<2    -> "Good bye, master %N. Have a nice day!", Idle
"farewell",Level<2 -> *
"how","are","you"-> "If there weren't so many people harassing me, life could be great."
"sell"           -> "Hey, I am not a shopkeeper, I am an important man!"
"harassing"      -> "You need not ask me about that, you are perfect in that."
"job"            -> "I am honored to be the assistant of the great, the illustrious, the magnificent Durin!"
"durin"          -> "Just between you and me, he can be quite a tyrant."
"important"      -> "I am honored to be the assistant of the great, the illustrious, the magnificent Durin!"
"name"           -> "My name is Oswald, but let's proceed, I am a very busy man."
"time"           -> "It is nearly tea time, so please hurry!"
"help"           -> "I inform higher officials of your need... sometimes."
"monster"        -> "AHHHH!!! WHERE??? WHERE???", Idle
"dungeon"        -> "If you want to see dungeons just don't pay your taxes."
"sewer"          -> "Our sewer system is very modern, but crowded with rats and wannabe heroes."
"assistant"      -> "I have a job of great responsibility, mostly I keep annoying persons away from my boss."
"annoying"       -> "You better don't ask, you wouldn't like the answer."
"thank","you"    -> "You are... uhm... welcome. Are you finished already?"
"god"            -> "I think the gods are too busy to care about us mortals, hmm... that makes me feel godlike, too."
"king"           -> "Ah, yes, yes, hail to King Tibianus! Long live the king and so on..."
"sam"            -> "A simple shopkeeper with minor intelligence."
"benjamin"       -> "What do you expect from ex-soldiers? He is nuts! Hacked on the head far too often."
"gorn"           -> "He sells his scrolls far too expensive." 
"quentin"        -> "I heard he was a ladies' man in younger days. In our days he is rumoured to wear women clothes now and then."
"bozo"           -> "Isn't he the artist formerly known as the prince?" 
"rumour"         -> "You know a rumour? TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!", Topic=3
"gossip"         -> *
"news"           -> *
"mud"            -> "I heared Sam dated a female mud-wrestler once."
"weapon"         -> "It's rumoured that Sam does not forge all weapons himself, but buys them from his cousin, who is married to a cyclops."
"magic"          -> "I overheard a conversation of officials, that magic will be forbidden soon."
"power"          -> "There are people who talk about a rebellion against King Tibianus."
"rebellion"      -> "There are people who talk about a rebellion against King Tibianus."
"spell"          -> "I was told sometimes that sorcerers are toasted by misfired spells of their own."
"muriel"         -> "He is rumoured to summon kinky demons to... well you know." 
"elane"          -> "They say she killed over a dozen husbands already." 
"marvik"         -> "Who knows what this old man is up to in his hideout when no one is watching?" 
"gregor"         -> "I was told he lost a body part or two in duels... if you know what I mean."
"lugri"          -> "Some say he is Ferumbras in disguise."
"excalibug"      -> "It's beyond all doubt that certain sinister elements in our city have certain knowledge about this myth."
"chester"        -> "I never found any rumour concerning him, isn't that odd?"
"ardua"          -> "She's a bitch, trust me. She was the girlfriend of the evil Partos some time ago."
"partos"         -> "What a shame. He claimed to be the king of thiefs and was caught stealing some fruit."
"gamel"          -> "This man lives in the darkness like a rat and is also as handsome as one of them. He surely is up to no good and often consorts with sinister strangers."
"sinister","strangers" -> "Just last week a one eyed man, who had a room at Frodo's, met him in the middle of the night."
"goshnar"        -> "They say he isn't truly dead. He was... or is a necromant after all."
"necromant","nectar" -> "You are not the first one to ask about that. Am I the only one that preferes wine to such disgusting stuff?"

Topic=3          -> "Fascinating! Absolutely fascinating!"
}