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# GIMUD - Graphical Interface Multi User Dungeon
# gamon.npc: Möbelverkäufer Gamon in Thais
Name = "Gamon"
Outfit = (128,97-58-105-120-0)
Home = [32408,32170,7]
Radius = 1
Behaviour = {
ADDRESS,"hello$",female,! -> "Well, hello there, Lady, %N welcome to Gamon's humble furniture shop!"
ADDRESS,"hi$",female,! -> *
ADDRESS,"hello$",male,! -> "Nice to meet you, Mister %N! Looking for furniture? You've come to the right place!"
ADDRESS,"hi$",male,! -> *
ADDRESS,! -> Idle
BUSY,"hello$",! -> "One moment, please. I got a customer here."
BUSY,"hi$",! -> *
BUSY,! -> NOP
VANISH,male,! -> "Now where's he gone? I could have sworn..."
VANISH,! -> "Lady? Lady?? Hm. How strange..."
"bye" -> "You'll come back. They all do.", Idle
"farewell" -> *
"job" -> "I am Thais's foremost furniture salesman."
"news" -> "News? Of course there's news! There's a new furniture man in town, and he's here to stay!"
"how","are","you"-> "Excellent! Never felt better in my life!"
"name" -> "My friends call me Gamon. My fans call me the incredible Gammy!"
"time" -> "Any time's a good time to buy some furniture."
"Thais" -> "Thais is obsessed with its past. Everybody here is so proud of their history. Bah! Thais might have a long history, but it has no idea when it comes to interior decoration."
"Venore" -> "The place where it all happens. That town really rocks! Thais could learn a lot about interior decoration from Venore!"
"power" -> "There are a few rumours about a rebellion, but that is all they are."
"rebellion" -> "Well - a few paranoid souls think that Venore wants to gain independence from Thais. Nothing more than rumours."
"news" -> "You mean my specials, don't you?"
"quality" -> "Our furniture is produced by the finest carpenters on the continent using the rare wood of the Venorean marsh willow!"
"marsh","willow" -> "You can't get any better wood in this world. And it has got a nice smell to it, too. There is nothing nicer than a marsh willow campfire."
"king" -> "His Royal Highness will start to appreciate the superior quality of our stock soon enough!"
"sam" -> "I heard rumours he has some special offers for customers who know to ask for the correct things."
"benjamin" -> "He's incredibly slow. Just your average postman, I guess."
"gorn" -> "He sells stuff of inferior quality. Nothing compared to venores high quality goods."
"quentin" -> "That old monk has probably never left that overcrowded town here."
"quest" -> "A quest?! Who needs quests when there is interior decorating!"
"bozo" -> "Bozo! Damn that clown! He keeps making fake orders. It isn't funny to deliver a wardrobe to an address that doesn't even exist, you know!"
"tibia" -> "Tibia is a wonderful place full of business opportunities."
"castle" -> "I've said it a thousand times! That place needs a complete refurbishing!"
"muriel" -> "The sorcerers guild could realy need someone with taste to redecorate it."
"elane" -> "She's pretty, but I am the kind of man who enjoys a long and healthy life."
"marvik" -> "Druids are obsessed with trees and the bane of any carpenter."
"gregor" -> "Those knights know how to party. And after such partys theres allways need for new furniture."
"guild" -> "Now those people really talk business. There is a new era dawning."
"merchants" -> *
"Topsy" -> "Ah, those twins. Strange people they are (*sigh*). Oh, they are great to work with, of course. Excellent quality, competetive prices! But well... (whispers) they give me the creeps!"
"Turvy" -> *
"twins" -> *
"creeps" -> "Yes! I can never figure out which is which. And they are always watching me!"
"watching" -> "Look! They are doing it again! And they are always smiling!"
"smiling" -> "Yes! Smiling! How a professional sales artist such as myself is supposed to work in such an atmosphere is beyond me!"
"artist" -> "Yes! Selling is a form of art! The elaborate combination of rhetoric and acting which serves to create a sublime longing for the infinite, embodied by second class furniture."
"rug" -> "Oh, silly me! Rugs are out of stock at the moment! But we expect a new shipment anytime. Just watch out for the next update!... Of our inventory I mean."
"offer" -> "I sell statues, tables, chairs, flowers, pillows, pottery, instruments, decoration, tapestries and containers."
"goods" -> *
"do","you","sell" -> *
"do","you","have" -> *
"furniture" -> *
"equipment" -> *
"special" -> "My offers are permanently extraordinarily cheap."
"stake" -> Type=5941, Amount=1, Price=5000, "Making a stake from a chair? Are you insane??! I won't waste my chairs on you for free! You will have to pay for it, but since I consider your plan a blasphemy, it will cost 5000 gold pieces. Okay?", Topic=142
Topic=142,"yes",CountMoney>=Price -> "Argh... my heart aches! Alright... a promise is a promise. Here - take this wooden stake, and now get lost.", DeleteMoney, Create(Type), Idle
Topic=142,"yes" -> "You can't even pay for that."
Topic=142,"no" -> "Phew. No chair-killing."
@"gen-t-furniture-statues-s.ndb"
@"gen-t-furniture-tables-s.ndb"
@"gen-t-furniture-chairs-s.ndb"
@"gen-t-furniture-flowers-s.ndb"
@"gen-t-furniture-pillows-s.ndb"
@"gen-t-furniture-pottery-s.ndb"
@"gen-t-furniture-instruments-s.ndb"
@"gen-t-furniture-decoration-s.ndb"
@"gen-t-furniture-tapestries-s.ndb"
@"gen-t-furniture-containers-s.ndb"
}