# GIMUD - Graphical Interface Multi User Dungeon # guards-carlin.ndb: Datenbank für die Stadtwachen von Carlin ADDRESS,"hello$",! -> "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!" ADDRESS,"hi$",! -> * ADDRESS,! -> Idle BUSY,"hello$" -> "I am busy right now!" BUSY,"hi$" -> * BUSY,! -> NOP VANISH,! -> "Hrmpf!" "bye" -> "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!", Idle "farewell" -> * "news" -> "I am busy. Please ask the citizens for news." "how","are","you" -> "I am healthy and vigilant." "sell" -> "Visit Carlin's shopkeepers to buy their fine wares." "queen" -> "Queen Eloise is our beloved sovereign!" "leader" -> * "job" -> "It's my duty to protect our fair city." "army" -> "Of course, we guards are members of the army." "guard" -> "I am a guard and proud of it." "name" -> "It's Miss Bonecrusher to you!" "bonecrusher" -> "The bonecrusher family has been serving in the army of Carlin for generations. My sister Bunny is the general of our army." "army" -> "Ask my sister Bunny for details." "castle" -> "The castle is in the northwest corner of the city." "green","ferrets" -> "Brave warriors, indeed." "knights","of","noodles" -> "WOOF! WOOF! Go away with theese puny king's puppys." "secret","police" -> "Ask a higher offical about that." "city" -> "Behave well, while in the city, or we'll get you! Do you want to know where to find a shop or a guild?" "shop" -> "There's a smith, a provisioner, a tavern, a magic shop, and the royal post office, of course." "guild" -> "In the city you will find the guildhouses of the Knights, the Paladins, the Druids, and the Sorcerers." "scum" -> "We will get rid of all scum." "barbara" -> "Fine warrioress, even if not of our family." "fenbala" -> * "bunny" -> "My sister is in charge of our mighty army." "busty" -> "We are Bonecrushers. Mess with one of us, and we all will come for you!" "bambi" -> * "blossom" -> * "banor" -> "Praise Banor! May the great warrior be with us!" "graveyard" -> "Stay away from the graveyard, it's haunted!" "crypt" -> * "haunted" -> "Strange things happen in our graveyard, and sometimes there are .. noises." "noise" -> "I never heared them myself, but people, one can trust, did." "male$" -> "Bah! Who cares about males? Let them do males' work, cleaning the sewers for example." "sewer" -> "Sewers are filthy and disgusting. We let the men take care of them." "rebellion" -> "What a joke. The men have no guts for a rebellion." "resistance" -> * "tod$" -> "There once was an adventurer with this name in town, made some trouble, got kicked out. No big deal." "ghostlands" -> "In theory the ghostlands are of limits. But we don't enforce that. Anyone stupid enough to go there will meet his deserved fate." "fletcher" -> "You can find the weapon and armour shops just west of the towncenter." "smith" -> * "weapon" -> * "armor" -> * "sarina" -> "Sarina is our provisioner. You can find her in the towncenter, south of the weaponshops." "provision" -> * "dane" -> "Dane runs the local tavern and hotel. You can find it at the southwest beach of Carlin." "tavern" -> * "liane" -> "Liane is a kind person. She runs the post office in the town's center." "post" -> * "depot" -> "We have some depots in our town. You can't miss them." "lea$" -> "Lea is the head of the local sorcerers guild. You can find it south of the towncenter at the magic shop of Rachel." "sorcerer" -> * "legola" -> "Legola runs the local paladins guild, it's near the westgate." "paladin" -> * "padreia" -> "Padreia is the greatest druid of the continent. You find the guild of the benevolent druids in the southwest of the city." "druid" -> * "trisha" -> "Trisha is the leader of our knights guild. It is in the north of the town, near the gate." "knight" -> * "rachel" -> "Rachel sells equipment for all magic users in her shop. There is also the sorcerer guild in the second floor." "magic" -> * "spell" -> * "fuck" -> "Take this!", Burning(5,1), EffectOpp(5), EffectMe(8) "idiot" -> "Take this!", Burning(5,1), EffectOpp(5), EffectMe(8) "asshole" -> "Take this!", Burning(5,1), EffectOpp(5), EffectMe(8) "ass$" -> "Take this!", Burning(5,1), EffectOpp(5), EffectMe(8) "fag$" -> "Take this!", Burning(5,1), EffectOpp(5), EffectMe(8) "stupid" -> "Take this!", Burning(5,1), EffectOpp(5), EffectMe(8) "tyrant" -> "Take this!", Burning(5,1), EffectOpp(5), EffectMe(8) "shit" -> "Take this!", Burning(5,1), EffectOpp(5), EffectMe(8) "lunatic" -> "Take this!", Burning(5,1), EffectOpp(5), EffectMe(8)