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# GIMUD - Graphical Interface Multi User Dungeon
# bozo.npc: Datenbank f<>r den Hofnarren Bozo
Name = "Bozo"
Outfit = (128,86-93-82-79-0)
Home = [32313,32183,7]
Radius = 3
Behaviour = {
ADDRESS,"hello$",female,! -> "Hello, hello, hello, little lady %N!"
ADDRESS,"hi$",female,! -> "Hello, hello, hello, little lady %N!"
ADDRESS,"hello$",male,! -> "Hi there, how's it hanging, %N!"
ADDRESS,"hi$",male,! -> "Hi there, how's it hanging, %N!"
ADDRESS,! -> Idle
BUSY,"hello$",! -> "Wait and listen to my jokes, I am sooooo funny!"
BUSY,"hi$",! -> "Wait and listen to my jokes, I am sooooo funny!"
BUSY,! -> NOP
VANISH,male,! -> "How did he do that??"
VANISH,! -> "Women! They all do that to me!"
"bye" -> "Remember: A joke a day keeps the ghouls away!", Idle
"farewell" -> *
"job" -> Price=50, "I am the royal jes ... uhm ... the royal tax-collector! Do you want to pay your taxes?", Topic=1
"news" -> "I know the newest jokes in tibia."
"how","are","you"-> "Thank you, I'm fine, the gods are with me."
"sell" -> "Sell? Hmm, I know a little about magic and by chance I can sell you a truly unusual weapon."
"durin" -> "Isn't he the author of the book 'fun with demons'?"
"stephan" -> "He is kind of a father figure to me. Of course he denies all kinship to me."
"steve" -> "He's a smart one. I heared he hid in a foreign country as the first bugs showed up."
"name" -> "My name is Bozo. But it's more than a name, it's a lifestyle to me!"
"time" -> "Since you met me it is happy hour for you."
"help" -> "I am a jester, not a doctor!"
"jester" -> "Do you wish to join the fools' guild?", Topic=6
"fool" -> "Do you wish to join the fools' guild?", Topic=6
"joke" -> "I know some 'monstrous' jokes!"
"idiot" -> "To me it's just a profession, but for you it's a state of mind!"
"wish" -> "If you have a wish to CIP just write a letter and place it in a dustbin of your choice."
"excalibug" -> "I am not foolish enough to believe in the existence of this weapon."
"wallcarving" -> "Oh, I saw some demoncarvings in the dungeons as I hid there after a little joke on old Stutch."
"demoncarving" -> "Yes, they showed demons, seven actually, dancing around a sword! In a flaming pit of some kind."
"flaming","pit" -> "Ah, don't ask me! Usually mages and mystics know more about such stuff."
"monster" -> "I know a lot of monster jokes. Just tell me a monster's name, come on."
"demon" -> "Why are the experienced heroes quicker than others? ... The demons love fast food!"
"ghoul" -> "Where do the ghouls buy their robes? ... In a Boooohtique!"
"dragon" -> "Why do dragons breathe fire? ... They ate too many sorcerers in chili sauce!"
"skeleton" -> "Why do skeletons flee if wounded? ... They are so spineless!"
"orc" -> "Why do orcs have green skin? ... They ate at Frodo's!"
"cyclops" -> "How many eyes does a cyclops have? ... One for each IQ point of their opponents!"
"beholder" -> "Why are beholders so ugly? ... Because their mom and dad were beholders, too!"
"rat" -> "Why does the rat have a wooden leg? ... Because it is a former pirate!"
"spider" -> "Why did the spider cross the road? ... Because it ... oh you already know this one!?"
"troll" -> "Why do trolls live underground? ... Because on the ground there are so many PKs!"
"wolf" -> "Why do the wolves howl? ... Hey, if you're online that long you can't help but behave that way!"
"mino" -> "What do all little minotaurs want to become when they are grown-ups? ... Cowboys, of course!"
"dungeon" -> "If you are a bad jester you get a chance to visit them now and then."
"sewer" -> "Good place for picking up apples and women."
"oswald" -> "If you believe half the rumours he's spreading, you are going to get in a lot of trouble."
"update" -> "Hey! I am supposed to make the jokes here!"
"god" -> "I better make no jokes about THIS matter."
"king" -> "Nah, no jests about His Royal Highness."
"sam" -> "Did you know that he now sells a 'power axe of doom'? Run and buy it, he has only three in store."
"benjamin" -> "He would make a fine jester, too."
"gorn" -> "He sells spell scrolls each day at midnight, but you have to address him that very second."
"quentin" -> "He's my baby brother. If you tell him I sent you, he will grant you an extra spell or two."
"bozo" -> "Thats me: Bozo, the jester!"
"weapon" -> Type=3473, Amount=1, Price=250, "Do you want to buy a 'mace of the fury' for 250 gold?", Topic=3
"magic" -> Price=200, "I actually know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'lessen your load' for %P gold?", Topic=2
"spell" -> Price=200, "I actually know some spells! Do you want to learn how to 'lessen your load' for %P gold?", Topic=2
"tibia" -> "I rarely leave the castle. It's a real stress to be popular like me."
"castle" -> "The castle is my home. A place fit for a jester and all other fools. Feel welcome."
"muriel" -> "Better don't mess with sorcerers!"
"elane" -> "She's pretty but has a kind of too burning affection for my taste."
"marvik" -> "Humourless old guy! Once turned me into a frog for painting his distasteful cave in pink."
"gregor" -> "A man of steel, with a stomach of wax. Never offer him a beer!"
"paladin",Paladin-> "I wanted to become a paladin, too, but I was overqualified!"
"paladin" -> "They are the king's favourites, because they know how to 'bow'."
"sorcerer",Sorcerer-> "I wanted to become a sorcerer, too, but I was overqualified!"
"sorcerer" -> "The good thing about them is that they can't be at two places at the same time."
"druid",Druid -> "I wanted to become a Druid, too, but I was overqualified!"
"druid" -> "If you are in Druidville, do as the rabbits do."
"knight",Knight -> "I wanted to become a knight, too, but I was overqualified!"
"knight" -> "Did you notice that old knights have their scars just on their backs?"
"noodles" -> "Hey, the little one is almost as funny as me!"
"dog" -> "Are we talking about Noodles?"
"poodle" -> "Are we talking about Noodles?"
"guild" -> "Since the first guild showed up there's a great demand for jesters and fools to join them."
"necromant","nectar" -> "Peeew! That sounds disgusting! Are you a cook at Frodo's?"
"necromant" -> "Don't feed the necromants."
"lady",male -> "Well, you don't behave ladylike just because you dress like one!"
"lady",female -> "Has any man said to you that you're not only beautiful but also intelligent?", Topic=5
"kiss",male -> "Uh, go away!", Idle
"kiss",female -> "Do you want to kiss me?", Topic=4
"hugo" -> "I had a cousin named like that."
"cousin" -> "He died some years ago."
Topic=1,"yes",CountMoney>=Price -> "Thank you very much. I will have a drink or two on your health!", DeleteMoney
Topic=1,"yes" -> "Come back, when you have enough money."
Topic=1 -> "Well, perhaps later."
Topic=2,"yes",CountMoney>=Price -> "Here you are, I already lessened your load.", DeleteMoney
Topic=2,"yes" -> "Come back, when you have enough money."
Topic=2 -> "You don't know what offer you have passed!"
Topic=3,"yes",CountMoney>=Price -> "And here it is, it suits you well!", DeleteMoney, Create(Type)
Topic=3,"yes" -> "Come back, when you have enough money."
Topic=3 -> "You dont know what offer you have passed!"
Topic=4,"yes" -> "Uh, oh! ... I am seeing stars!", EffectMe(13)
Topic=4 -> "Pah, I didn't want to kiss you anyway!"
Topic=5,"yes" -> "This is a world of fantasy and full of surprises!"
Topic=5 -> "Well, think about it!"
Topic=6,"yes" -> "Sorry, you already are a member."
Topic=6 -> "Well, you are already a member anyway."
}